Fall Horoscopes

Izzy Silva ’24
Horoscope Columnist

Aries (March 21 – April 19): This fall will bring you lots of surprises, twists and turns, and perhaps a roller coaster. Literally … going to an amusement park is suggested for you, Aries.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Fall is a season where you are able to buy so many candles. But be careful – use one of those air wick scent things instead. Plus, they’re cheaper!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Summer was your peak! It’s okay to be a little disappointed your time to shine is over now. However, you now have the chance to carve a pumpkin and give it two faces!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Go to a waterfall before it gets too cold! You can mysteriously ponder life and pretend you’re in a music video.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Leo! Fall is coming in hot — literally! You should get into tea this season. I recommend the rooibos type.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Happy late birthday! Go buy yourself a birthday gift. It is okay to do something for yourself for once!

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Libra, this is your prime! It’s like the sun is shining on you and the moon is giving you little kisses on the cheek. Savor the next month and sleep-in every day (drop your 9 a.m.!).

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Start planning your Halloween costume now. I suggest creating it from scratch. You will stand out this Halloween — this is your year.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): I know you are waiting for it to be really cold so you can wear many sweaters and think about your upcoming birthday. For now, set your AC to 64 and pretend!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Now that the semester is in full gear, your stress levels are increasing. I suggest challenging yourself to let things just be. You have got to relax, Capricorn. Go get frozen yogurt or something!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): A trip to Ikea is in your future. Swedish meatballs (or the vegan ones) will bring you an immense amount of joy. Oh — and the lingonberry juice!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): This month I challenge you to spend 10 minutes a day journaling. Instead of words, however, use little tiny drawings. You have a lot to think about …

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