Health & Lifestyle

Mid-Semester Horoscopes

By Izzy Silva ’24
Horoscope Columnist

Aries (March 21 – April 19): As we are in the middle of the semester when everything is getting busy, it is important to remember to not overcommit. Aries, pick one thing and follow through. You don’t have to do 15 things at once.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The middle of things sit well with you. You like to be in the groove of things and with a set schedule. Prepare yourself for chaos to begin, but stay strong! Change is okay.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You may be scrambled trying to do everything at once. I recommend spending at least a few hours focusing on a specific project to focus your mind. Perhaps get into jewelry making?

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Mid-semester tears are super normal. However, take a break from the sad movies and sit down to watch the worst spoof movie you can find on the internet. You can’t cry and laugh at the same time (this is debatable).

Leo (July 23 – August 22): The weather during this time of year is challenging for Leos in Southern California. One day it’s a crisp 60 and the next it’s a blazing Claremont 95. You are known for your fashion sense – make a new trend to fit this weather. I promise people will follow.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Take a deep breath, the semester is not over. You have many weeks. Go shopping, go for a walk, or go to the movies! No, finals are not coming right up! Relax.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Feel like you can’t enjoy your birthday season because of all the midterm stress? Fear no more. Tell people that for a belated birthday present you would like them to make you study guides for all of your exams as gifts! It will definitely work.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Halloween is soon! What goes perfectly with Halloween is pranking people – but in a safe way! Pull some very lowkey, no mess, not too scary, and tame pranks on your friends! Make them elaborate, we know you’re good at this.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Sagittarius, everyone forgets you are a fire sign and when your season is. Have people be reminded of this! Loudly exclaim that your birthday is kind of soon! You can justify it, you are good at arguing!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Oh, Capricorn. Just like Virgo, you are suffering mid-semester. What better advice to give but to say: go to an apple picking orchard… there might be goats!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You need constant change – mid-semester is like a nightmare for you! To help, you should try a new laundry detergent. Sometimes the mundane changes make for an exciting twist. You are probably almost out of your previous detergent anyways!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): You will be approached by a stranger who will give you a very specific piece of advice in your near future. Listen closely, this will determine your entire future. No pressure!