Izzy Silva ’24
Horoscope Columnist
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Aries, you will win an oddly specific award soon. I sense it will have to do something with your 15th new hobby you’ve picked up recently.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Taurus, you should invest in some new skincare. Specifically, eucalyptus scented items. I know you like to spend money… so do it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): If you see a scroll in a bottle in the ocean, pick it up. In there you will find the answer to a riddle that you didn’t even know you were looking for.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): I hate to break it to you, but your dreams aren’t actually a sign you should reach out to that one specific person that really hurt your feelings last year. Stand up.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Go thrifting next Friday. You will find a shirt that really speaks to you. You will go on to tell everyone about this shirt and believe you are the most accomplished thrifter ever.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): If you see a rainbow… follow it. At the end you will find a pot of gold and also a lifetime supply of journaling supplies. You need to start journaling.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): If you receive the opportunity to paraglide… take it. This adventure will change your life and is coming sooner than you think.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Reveal that one talent you have. The one you think no one would applaud for. The thing is they would applaud and your life would be changed. Take that as you will.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Like Taylor Swift (a Sagittarius) once said, “I’ve been the archer, I’ve been the prey”… invest in a dart board. Become an expert dart player. You will go onto the championships.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): I know you secretly want to take up improv. Let loose! Enjoy yourself. The improv world needs more of you.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarius, as the water bearer you must go on an underwater adventure soon. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea… but make it a goal to find yourself an octopus to befriend.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): If you see a rock on the ground that is calling your name… take it. Paint a little face on it. I can sense your room needs a little sprucing up.
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