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Friendship and foreplay: the New Scripps Greeting Proposal

Clara Ann Bagnoli ‘28 Design Editor After a long day of classes, there is only one place I can go to settle

March 10, 2025

Tales from the Notorious Scripps Rabid Coyote

Clara Ann Bagnoli ‘28 Copy Editor Intern Given readers’ personal experiences spotting me on their way to classes, I will waste no

March 9, 2025

And they were coworkers: A memorandum on TSV-cest

Ellen Wang ’25 and Belén Yudess ’25 Editor-in-Chief and Copy Editor Queerbaiter-in-Chief and Baited Editor It has recently come to our attention

December 7, 2024

The End of an Era: Witching Hour Wackiness

Belén Yudess ’25 Copy Editor As my personal hero and favorite English major Jack Skellington once said, “There are few that can

October 25, 2024

22 Questions You Never Cared About but Need to Know the Answers To

Belén Yudess ’25 Copy Editor Dear reader, just like President Marcus-Newhall’s contentious tenure as Scripps president, we are soooo back. After countless

October 25, 2024

The Last Scrippsture

Belén Yudess ’25 and Aviva Vic Maxon ’24 Copy Editor Intern and Staff Writer Dearest readers, We have received your notes, pleas,

May 2, 2024

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In Memoriam: Nina Howe-Goldstein, TSV Comedy Writer, Dead at 20

Aanji Sin, Belen Yudess, and TSV Staff Episcopalians, one and all The Scripps Voice mourns the loss of satirist and columnist Nina

April 28, 2023

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A Farewell Message from Former President Suzanne Keen

Nina Howe-Goldstein ’25 Cracked Two Ribs at the Function Dear Scripps College Community Members, I bet you thought you’d finally escaped Interim

April 14, 2023

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Citing Environmental Concerns, Motley Bans Milk; Coffee; Tea; Sugar

Nina Howe-Goldstein ’25 Triple-Platinum Certified Hater In an unexpected move that shocked students and sent waves across the Claremont Colleges, management for

March 28, 2023

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The She/Her Chronicles: Nina Beats the Nonbinary Allegations

Nina Howe-Goldstein ’25 SAS Party Czar At the Core 3 Tea in December (for which I had been volun-told to represent my

February 23, 2023

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Nina’s 2023 List of Banned Words

Nina Howe-Goldstein ’25 Deloitte Analyst for Human Capital Across the country, Republican legislatures have led efforts to ban books and educational content,

February 16, 2023

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All Scripps Fashion is Bad (Except for Mine; Mine is Perfect)

Nina Howe-Goldstein ‘25 Org Studies Major with Morals There exists a truism about people who spend too much time on Twitter: that,

November 18, 2022

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The Interim Dean’s Guide to Posting Through It: Nina Beats the Allegations

Nina Howe-Goldstein ’25 13th Century Nomadic Warlord; Girlboss Way back in the dark days of 2020, I was an “election judge” at

October 28, 2022

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Five 5C Frightening Funnies

Belen Yudess ’25 Social Media Manager Hi Spooky Scary Scrippsies! Another Halloween has creeped up on us, this year filled with the

October 28, 2022

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Deloitte, Equity, and Inclusion? Nina Drinks the Haterade

Nina Howe-Goldstein ‘25 Mandate of Heaven and Chief Satire Writer in Chief In his recent book Elite Capture: How the Powerful Took

October 13, 2022

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Review of Amy Marcus-Newhall’s Rose Garden Dedication

Olive Gaetz ‘25 Staff Writer Well, if you didn’t know about your invitation already, it’s far too late now. On Friday, Sept.

October 11, 2022