Izzy Silva ’24
Horoscope Columnist
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your season is nearing. Take this time to water your plants and talk nicely to them. I know you have a lot of anger, but turn that anger into words of passion. Tell the plants you care about them SO much.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Money is coming your way. I mean like a lot of it. I sense that game show level prizes are coming. All inclusive spring break trip? It’s coming for you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): I suggest expanding your music taste. You need something motivational I can sense… “The Climb” by Miley Cyrus is what you need to hear right now.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): When was the last time you listened to white noise? Your brain has been filled up with so many emotions! Take time to listen to an hour of air conditioning noises on Spotify. I promise it’ll help.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): We all know you are bold. Go on an adventure by yourself! Make it a goal to compliment three strangers. Perhaps they will compliment you back — we all know you love the ego boost!
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Be extra cautious about that voice memo feature on your phone. You never know when you will accidentally send a voice memo about some silly personal details to someone who didn’t need to know that you have a stash of ring pops hidden somewhere…
Libra (September 23 – October 22): You are juggling too much during this midterm season. It is important that you do something important with your free time. Perhaps, literally indulge in juggling. No shame in having clown skills!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You should dye your hair. I know you have been wanting to find a way to be even cooler. I suggest the brand Good Dye Young (this is not sponsored).
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Sit in a car and listen to the entirety of the album 25 by Adele. You really need this.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): I dare you to take a whole entire day to just sit and watch a lot of Glee. I know this will be hard, but this will make you stronger.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): The next time you see a Calico Critter at a store, get it and keep it on you at all times. You will meet someone who also carries a Calico Critter around with them because it’s comforting. You will be soulmates.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Watch Fleabag again… and do some critical thinking while watching it. This will bring a lot of self discovery.
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