March Horoscopes – Indulging in Your Element!


Izzy Silva ’24
Horoscope Columnist

Aries (March 21 – April 19): As a fire sign, I suggest indulging in some scented candles. Perhaps, attend a candle making class! But — your wallet will be in flames too if you buy too many candles! Proceed with caution.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You need to reconnect with the Earth. I suggest going to the beach soon… and making a little sand castle for the crabs. They will thank you later.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): As an air sign, you might feel drawn to the sky. The next time you see a bird, stare at it. The secrets of the universe will be revealed if you do this.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): As a water sign, you are heavy on your emotions. You may not have anywhere to let it out. I suggest going to a place that sells fish. Tell the fish your problems. They won’t know you’re crying, they will think you’re trying to be underwater too!

Leo (July 23 – August 22): You are a fire sign and you may feel that you need to keep your dorm very very warm. Turn off the heater and just use a blanket or two. This will save not only the Earth, but also your warm-running roommates.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You might feel inclined to dig holes as an Earth sign. Go dig a hole and plant a little flower somewhere. This will be a ladybug’s new home!

Libra (September 23 – October 22): As an air sign you might really feel an inkling to fly. While plane tickets are expensive, there are other options. Get yourself an umbrella and hop off a little sidewalk. You may float for 0.5 seconds, but this will be enough!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): No one quite understands why you are a water sign. To prove yourself, go to the nearest body of water, tell the body of water that you appreciate it, take a picture of yourself next to it, and send it to someone you love with the caption, “I love water!”

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Listen here fire sign, you may feel like you have been needing lots of caffeine to fire you. No more caffeine. Fire up the stove and brew yourself a nice cup of herbal tea. Oooo, maybe the sleepytime tea with the little bear guy on it!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): The next time you have the opportunity to go to Mount Baldy, go. It will refresh your Earth sign qualities. You can do some ghost hunting too, but beware — the ghosts love making fun of Capricorns.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You are an air sign everyone thinks is a water sign (because of the aqua!). Combine the two! Have a water balloon party. Make sure you bring watermelon, and invite an Aries you know. They want some watermelon.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): You are very true to your water sign identity. The next time you see a fountain — make a wish! And also put a little leaf in it. It’ll float and be so cute and you will be so happy.

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