Column·Horoscope Tis the season for your Ho-Ho-Horoscope! Elita Kutateli ’26 and Belén Yudess ’25 Head Design Editor and Copy Editor Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Thesis stressing you December 7, 2024
Satire “A Day in the Life of a Conservative at Scripps” Nina Howe-Goldstein ‘25 Supreme Allied Commander Scripps College I wake up every morning bright and early at 7 a.m. sharp. Unlike my April 3, 2022
Satire Opinion: The Scripps Fire Alarms Need to Get Under Control Sam Bloomfield ’22 Guest Writer Scripps is training us in apathy and distrust of emergency protocol, and if (God forbid) there’s ever April 3, 2022
Fashion Suitcase Savvy: A Travel-Friendly Look-Book Maddie Moore ’22 Fashion Columnist Picture this: you are a British person about to take the tube to go to a pub April 3, 2022
Arts & Entertainment For Some Reason, I watched the New Ice Age Movie Eleanor Dunn ‘24 Staff Writer Editor’s Note: Contains spoilers for The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild As I sat down to April 3, 2022
Arts & Entertainment Toxicity in Wattpad Stories and the Genre of Fanfiction Anne Friedman ’25 Staff Writer There are two kinds of people: those who had their Wattpad phase and those who lie about April 3, 2022
Arts & Entertainment Netflix Needs To Be Stopped Alyssa Wend ‘24 Copy Editor It’s a trend we’ve all witnessed in young adult content: the main character girl falls in love April 2, 2022
Music OSTs: The Musical Adventure You Should Experience Isabel Li ’25 Staff Writer As someone who does not enjoy conventional pop music and instead prefers lyricless orchestral soundtracks, I am April 2, 2022
Arts & Entertainment “Lovers, Strangers, and Friends”: A Living Exhibit Belen Yudess ‘25 Social Media Manager A curator is someone who is able to visualize a scene that doesn’t exist. They turn April 2, 2022
Arts & Entertainment “Movie Lovers Unite”: Oscar Predictions Jihae Oh CMC ’24 Guest Writer The Oscars. A time for asking, “have you ever heard of that actress?” Or “how was March 12, 2022
Fashion Will You Be My Valentine? A Look-Book Maddie Moore ’22 Fashion Columnist Valentine’s Day: to some, a day for couples. To others, a day created by candy-companies to sell February 19, 2022
Arts & Entertainment “Euphoria” is Back, But is it Better Than Ever? Cecelia Blum ’24 Design Editor “Euphoria” has been repremanded by critics for a host of reasons, including but not limites to: glamorizing February 19, 2022
Arts & Entertainment “Hawkeye”: A Disappointing Introduction to Kate Bishop Alyssa Wend ’24 Copy Editor Editor’s Note: Contains spoilers for “Hawkeye” The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is known for creating well-loved and February 19, 2022
Music “Laurel Hell” Is Mitski’s Sublime 80s-Pastiche Return to Indie Aanji Sin ’24 Editor-in-Chief Japanese American indie pop singer Mitski is back, and it is indeed just me and her against the February 19, 2022
Arts & Entertainment Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: The Empire of Succession Alyssa Leong ‘23 Design Editor *spoiler free! In a Murdoch-esque fashion, “Succession” follows the Roy family as siblings Kendall, Roman, Siobhan, and December 6, 2021
Satire How to Perm into Any Class [PROVEN] [Ancient European technique] Ellen Wang ’25 Staff Writer When the biannual bloodbath known as course registration rolls by, even the campus squirrels know the students December 6, 2021